7/4/2016 Aloha dudes and dudettes Well like we said in our last blog, we are currently in Hawaii for our mate Dee’s Hawaii 5-0 50th Birthday. But it’s 11pm and we are currently sitting in our condo at Kailua-Kona on the Big Island of Hawaii and man… I’m way too pumped to go...
Happy Easter 2016 From Hawaii
29/3/2016 Aloha to all you big Kahunas and cheesy spooners Man we’ve been so busy-arsed these last few months that we didn’t get a Christmas cartoon out this year so here’s our Easter email instead! So Happy Easter everybody! Hope everyone has been well. We are on the road again! Yay!!! Yep right...
New York Pity And Expat Envy
29/11/06 Hey there to all you New Yorkers, New Porkers and Big Apples… Well we are currently at JFK airport in New York about to head back to Ireland after having 8 fantastic days in the Big Apple, and all we can say is that New York is DEFINITELY the greatest city on...
Havana Spew in Cuba
6/10/05 …um… Hey muchachos… …er… It’s 9am and we are currently sitting in the departure lounge in Cancun Mexico in transit from Havana and I’m typing this travellog on only 3 hours sleep whilst trying to ignore the vomit smell wafting from Avril’s hair… and it doesn’t really help that I am still...
How Can I Trust You, You Slept With My Man In New York!
13/11/98 G’Day and a big dog’s bollocks hello to you all… We’re real sorry that we haven’t written in a while, but the UK is sooooooooooo expensive that getting onto the net is really bleeding us… Since our last letter though, we’ve done an absolute poo load of things and since we’ve...
USA: The Bigfoot, The Volcano And Several Naked Gay Men
29/9/98 Greetings crazy funsters Oh my GOD!!!… We’re back in the western world!!!!!!! …And not a moment too soon… The Latino world was fun, but we had run out of our favourite hair mousse and desperately needed to get to the USA before our hair got a major soft-on!!!! Hence we did the...