5/7/06
Guten Morgen to all you funky cats and damaged hamsters
Well, we are currently on a train from Berlin to Prague and since the World Cup is almost over, we figured it’s about time for another blog update.
Now after our last blog we got quite a few people commenting on how yummy Avril looked in her Aussie cossie bikini but we’ve now discovered… much to Avril’s dismay… that ALL girls can obtain the same level of superheroine powers if only they can get their hands on an Aussie bikini too!!!
We only discovered this in the last couple of weeks however, since we’ve now done a superhero team up with Darlene and Allan (aka DJ & MR LUSH)… who are some friends from home who SHOULD be at home housesitting our Batcave and cat, but who have actually decided to defect to Europe for 6 weeks.
Like us, they also scored some tickets to the World Cup in Berlin along with some other friends Libby and Olaf… And it was on their way to the Germany Vs Argentina game that we discovered that the source of all Avril’s superpowers, is not actually in her b.reasts, but actually in her Aussie bikini BRA!!!!
Now we didn’t witness this firsthand, but… man… Avril lent Darlene her Aussie bikini top for the game and even though there were no other Aussies dressed up for the game, as soon as Darlene took her top off, she was apparently swamped by people wanting to take her photo!!!
HOLY COW… It now seems that Avril’s superpowers are actually TRANSFERABLE, and although we didn’t realise it at the time… the bikini must TOTALLY be like a Green Lantern power ring, since by wearing it, Darlene was bestowed camera attracting superpowers far beyond those of mortal b.reasts… Continue reading
