29/9/98

Greetings crazy funsters

Oh my GOD!!!… We’re back in the western world!!!!!!! …And not a moment too soon… The Latino world was fun, but we had run out of our favourite hair mousse and desperately needed to get to the USA before our hair got a major soft-on!!!!

Hence we did the horrific 2 day bus ride from Mexico city to Tijuana on the US border (holding our hair up all the way mind you)…

Initially we thought we had bought first class tickets… but that was until the really smelly locals with their chickens and ducks got on the bus with us… Well by then we knew that we had been sacrificed to the Mayan god of chicken poo.

Anyway, we must have picked up the aroma because it took us 3 hours just to get across the USA border into San Diego…

The border officials couldn’t believe that tourists would enter the USA thru Mexico so they honestly didn’t know what to do with us… so of course we got lumped with a massive line of Mexicans who all spoke like Speedy Gonzalez… South Mexico was sooooo much better…

Well fortunately my uncle came to our rescue and whisked us away to a friend’s condo on the beach in San Diego where a real shower and real toilet reminded us that we had to behave like we were human again… darn it… just when we were having fun de-evolving. Continue reading →