Archive for the '1998 World Trip' Category

Zen and the Art of Being Home

Saturday, March 27th, 1999

27-3-99
Hey there funkmeisters, groovsters and other assorted fluff monsters
It’s been a long time since you heard from us, but WE ARE BACK ON-LINE!!!!!!!
Sorry, we haven’t written in a while, but we have only just bought a computer so we’ve been in internet limbo for a while.
Well we’ve been back for 3 months now and honest [...]

SCARABS in our SPHINX-ters

Friday, December 4th, 1998

4/12/98

Salaam alekum you camel spitting infidels
Well, dudes and dudettes, we’ve been travelling in Egypt the last few weeks, and what can say, except Egypt is totally amazing!!!!
Now that we’ve seen rest of the world’s archaeology, we can safely say that being in Egypt is just way too cool for school, dude!!!! We’re in the cradle [...]

How Can I Trust You, You Slept With My Man In New York!

Friday, November 13th, 1998

13/11/98

G’Day and a big dog’s bollocks hello to you all…
We’re real sorry that we haven’t written in a while, but the UK is sooooooooooo expensive that getting onto the net is really bleeding us…
Since our last letter though, we’ve done an absolute poo load of things and since we’ve gotten heaps of mail wanting to [...]

USA: The Bigfoot, The Volcano And Several Naked Gay Men

Tuesday, September 29th, 1998

29/9/98

Greetings crazy funsters
Oh my GOD!!!… We’re back in the western world!!!!!!! …And not a moment too soon… The Latino world was fun, but we had run out of our favourite hair mousse and desperately needed to get to the USA before our hair got a major soft-on!!!!
Hence we did the horrific 2 day bus ride [...]

Guatemalan Monkey Poo and Mexican Parasites!!!!!!

Saturday, August 15th, 1998

15/8/98

Hi there funky monkeys and secret squirrels
Well here we are in Mexico City, which is apparently the third biggest city in the world, and it’s pretty fantastic…
However, from the response of our last letter, it sounds like we freaked a few people out about Central America… Well all we can say is… don’t listen to [...]

Central America… Where America is a dirty word…

Monday, July 20th, 1998

20/7/98

Hey there movers, groovers and other furry animals
Well we’ve arrived in Antigua in Guatemala after an absolute whirlwind trip thru Central America full of danger, intrigue and strange mutant animals.
Flying into Panama City was a complete shock to the system… It was sooooo bloody hot!!!! We realized that we’d really been sheltered from the heat [...]


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