Ethiopia & The Bull Jumping Ceremony Of The Hamer Tribe

26/2/08

Ashamaa to all you crazy cats and jumpy bulls

Well, we are now back in Addis Ababa after our FANTASTIC journey through the South Omo Valley, and all we can say is that this trip has been one of the most AMAZINGLY cultural experiences that we have ever had… on par with even the Festival Au Desert in Timbuktu that we did last year.

We ended up travelling for 8 days through dust storms and the desolate parched country side dodging cows, goats and kids… But it was worth it since we managed to see 9 different tribes, and completely by luck, we actually got to see the famous BULL JUMPING CEREMONY Of The Hamer Tribe!!!

Man… we were attending the local market of the Hamer tribe in a small village called Dimeke when our driver Mickey heard that there would be a Bull Jumping Ceremony that afternoon.

Well we were completely over the moon as it is one of the most exotic, vibrant and BRUTAL ceremonies that you can attend, and most tourists hope and pray that they will come across one whilst down here. In fact it is only held at certain times per year and only on weekends at that, so we were pretty damn lucky to have come across one.

Basically the Bull Jumping Ceremony is the initiation rite of a teenage boy of the Hamer tribe, and it has been the subject of many documentaries as part of the ceremony involves the brutal whipping of the female relatives of the boy with the aim to get as many scars on the women’s back as possible!!! Continue reading

Mursi Girls Who Give Lip In Ethiopia

22/2/08

Tenayistillign to all you friends, family and other furry animals

Well we are currently in a small village called Jinka in the South Omo Valley in southern Ethiopia and HOLY SMOKES we’ve totally gone TRIBAL since, so far Ethiopia has blown us away with how interesting it is!

Man… Ethiopia is literally a HUGE country with the third highest population in Africa and by far, the most diverse mix of religions and ethnic groups in the whole of Africa…

…But the Southern part… which is called the South Omo Valley, since it lies in the lowlands bordering Kenya… is considered to possibly be the most AMAZING bit of Africa you can ever travel to since it is like travelling back in time to a primitive Africa untouched by the modern world!!!

Down here, there are dozens of different tribes who still live off the land in primitive huts, practice body mutilation, raid villages and go to war with each other… and they have rituals that are totally violent and barbaric to our Western sensibilities… So travelling down here is like travelling through a living museum!

However, the South Omo Valley here is so arid, desolate and rough, that there was no way we could do this trip by ourselves. So to get down here we were lucky enough to hook up with Sharikay an American girl who has been overlanding by 4×4 in Africa for the last 2 years, and together we managed to hire a 4×4 with a driver in Addis Ababa… so we are now 3 days into an 8 day expedition that should take us 2000km around Southern Ethiopia. Continue reading

Ced & Avril’s Bigarsed Adventure RESURRECTED!

15/2/08

Hey there dudes and dudettes

Well… as you know, last year we cut our BIGARSED adventure short due to my Grandmother falling ill, but being the diehard travellers that we are, we made a promise that we would definitely get back to Africa…

So here we are on an Emirates flight breathing in a plane load of everyone’s morning breath somewhere over the Middle East on our way to starting Ced & Avril’s Bigarsed Adventure RESURRECTED!!! YAY!!!

Our original plan was to take up where we left off and go to Kenya and Tanzania to do some safaris, but since Kenya has now descended into anarchy, we’ll be flying into Ethiopia instead and spending most of our time there.

Now originally, we had planned just to do a stop over in Ethiopia, but after researching it a bit… Man… Ethiopia sounds WAY COOLER since there is some amazing archaeology and anthropology down there which sounds just fascinating.

OK that’s a bit of a lie… well certainly there is some COOL s’hit there but the real reason we are going is because being the attention seeking nerds that we are, nothing has improved our COOL factor more than telling people that we are going to Ethiopia for our holidays! Continue reading

Ced & Avril’s Christmas Cartoon 2007

30/12/07



Just click on each of the above images to read the cartoon in a bigger format

G’Day and a big sloppy Merry Christmas to everyone

Well, this is our normal very late Christmas cartoon and email, but unlike other years when we have normally had no excuse but laziness for being late… This year our excuse is because a few days before Christmas, I ended up in hospital getting my friggin appendix out!!!

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH! What a shittty Christmas and a shittty way to finish a shittty year!!!! Especially since the appendix ended up being normal so it didn’t need to come out anyway!!!!! Double AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!

Well I guess I should be lucky they only removed my appendix and not my “table of contents” …OK that was a really bad joke, so you’ll have to blame my friend Steve for that one… (vomit)

Now for all you overseas folks, normally at Christmas time we head up to Avril’s sister’s place in Mooloolaba on the Sunshine Coast where we look forward to hitting the surf on Christmas eve, and at dawn on Christmas day for a swim…

…And I really look forward to it every year because you can go body surfing in the surf into the night and they normally have carols by candlelight and fireworks on the beach which shoot off over your head, which is a GREAT Aussie Christmas and certainly beats the shiit out of a chilly wet and grey European Christmas like the last two Christmases we had!

So I was absolutely SPEWING when I couldn’t hit the beach this year due to the operation and now just as I am getting better, a cyclone has formed off the coast so that kills any chance of winding down at the beach this holiday at all! AAAAAAAAAARRRGH again!!!!! Continue reading

Ced & Avril’s Bigarsed Adventure UNLOADED!

10/3/07

Hey there friends, family and other furry animals

Well, we are currently sitting in our office at home in Brisbane and we regret to inform you that Ced & Avril’s Bigarsed Adventure Reloaded 2005-2007 has now been UN-loaded and is now over…

…sort of…

When we were in Ghana in Africa a month ago, we received an email that my Grandmother had had a fall in her nursing home, and when they scanned her head, they found that she had multiple brain tumours, and they weren’t too sure how long she would have to live.

Anyway, she is 94 so we were expecting that something like this would happen one day, so I guess we weren’t too shocked by it. But since she and I were close, we made the VERY hard decision to finish the trip early and head home to try and see her while she still had some of her faculties.

It was a REALLY hard decision at the time though, because we were literally 2 days from flying out to Kenya and Tanzania to do some safaris and then into Uganda and Rwanda to do Gorilla tracking, and we weren’t sure whether we’d have the time to still do this and get home before she died…

And although it sounds horrible… as upset as I was about my Grandmother, I was equally upset that we were going to finish our holiday early, because this has been the trip of a lifetime and Ghana was such a shi’tty country to finish such an amazing trip with… Not to mention that we had been looking forward to doing the safaris and also coming home on the Trans-Siberian railway through Russia, Mongolia and China. Continue reading

Ghana Is So Smelly, That I Think I’m Ghana Be Sick!

8/2/07

Hey there to all you funky monkeys and secret squirrels

Well, we are currently in Accra, the capital city of Ghana in Western Africa and although we would really like to write some nice things about Ghana, we can’t… because this place REALLY STINKS!!!

Man… before we got here, people warned us that Ghana smells like a toilet, but we thought that they were just joking…

But yesterday we realised that they LITERALLY use their country as a toilet, when we walked over a foot bridge in a wealthier area of Accra and were hit by an even smellier smell than usual… and then almost gagged when we saw a heap of locals just taking a dump into an open sewer just off the road next to a food market.

Now I guess when you are in a poor country, you should get used to the sights and smells of human excrement everywhere, but I DEFINITELY still got a little bit of vomit come up in my mouth when I also watched a guy just taking a big dump into the surf on a swimming beach where kids were playing! Bleeeaaaargh!!!

And even though it has been a similar situation with open sewers and rubbish everywhere in Mali and Burkina Faso, those countries actually don’t stink anywhere as much as Ghana, since Ghana is SO hot and HUMID that the stench is like a permanently warm fart cloud that is actually INESCAPABLE. Continue reading