13/8/10

Sunny And Sensible                                 Cloudy And Stupid

Hey there dudes and dudettes.

Well I’m currently in Queenstown in New Zealand with a mate of mine, Darren… and normally I’d be sending a travel blog out about how awesome a snowboarding trip I’m having since there have been a couple of major snow dumps over the week I’ve been here…

…and i’d probably be bragging that I’ve managed to snowboard my first powder runs with amazingly good weather over here…

…however…

This time I’ll let the attached photos speak for themselves… You Have Been Warned! What has been seen CANNOT be unseen! Proceed to the other photos with caution!

Ladies & Gentlemen… Welcome to Ced’s Mankini Snowboard Run on Treblecone 2010…

The photos are here…

You Have Been Warned! What has been seen CANNOT be unseen! Proceed to the other photos with caution!

Ok don’t try this at home unless you have buns of steel. I had frozen dangleberries for hours afterwards.

OK girls put your vibrators down and step slowly away from the computer and nobody will get hurt. Don’t go zooming in. There’s nothing to see. It was very VERY cold. But I bet you are all jealous of Avril getting all this mankini loving!

Holy shit. That’s a long way down skidding on my arse if I fuck this up.

Ah… fuck it here we go!!! By the way, this was a black run called the drainpipe. I have balls of ice and a brown patch where my green patch should be.

…and the video is here…

Lotsa love
Ced

PS …and before anyone rags me out on riding the brakes on the video… that was a black run and until they invent arse transplants… i’m not going any faster than that in a mankini… i’ve already got a brown spot where my green spot should be