30/12/07

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G’Day and a big sloppy Merry Christmas to everyone

Well, this is our normal very late Christmas cartoon and email, but unlike other years when we have normally had no excuse but laziness for being late… This year our excuse is because a few days before Christmas, I ended up in hospital getting my friggin appendix out!!!

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH! What a shittty Christmas and a shittty way to finish a shittty year!!!! Especially since the appendix ended up being normal so it didn’t need to come out anyway!!!!! Double AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!

Well I guess I should be lucky they only removed my appendix and not my “table of contents” …OK that was a really bad joke, so you’ll have to blame my friend Steve for that one… (vomit)

Now for all you overseas folks, normally at Christmas time we head up to Avril’s sister’s place in Mooloolaba on the Sunshine Coast where we look forward to hitting the surf on Christmas eve, and at dawn on Christmas day for a swim…

…And I really look forward to it every year because you can go body surfing in the surf into the night and they normally have carols by candlelight and fireworks on the beach which shoot off over your head, which is a GREAT Aussie Christmas and certainly beats the shiit out of a chilly wet and grey European Christmas like the last two Christmases we had!

So I was absolutely SPEWING when I couldn’t hit the beach this year due to the operation and now just as I am getting better, a cyclone has formed off the coast so that kills any chance of winding down at the beach this holiday at all! AAAAAAAAAARRRGH again!!!!! Continue reading →