Nudity And Crudity In Croatia

29/7/06


Bog to all you nude crude dudes and Balkan beauties

Well we are currently in Dubrovnik in Croatia, and I am currently sitting in the garden patio of The Bokun Guesthouse, which is an amazing little family home guesthouse with the most beautiful garden that I have ever seen!

There are actually huge sunflowers all around us, and over my head are vines full of lush grapes and kiwi fruits, which would be VERY cool if I weren’t actually freaked out by all the bees buzzing around too!!!

Anyhows… we just got back onto the mainland yesterday after 7 days sailing around the Dalmation Islands, so we figured it’s time again for another travelblog update.

A week ago, we met up with Michael, Michelle and Aoife who are some friends from home, and along with Darlene and Allan who we have been travelling with the last 6 weeks, we rented a 39 foot Beneteau yacht from Split, and island hopped down the Dalmatian Coast all the way to Dubrovnik in the south of Croatia.

Now, the Dalmatian coast is lined with hundreds of little rugged islands with a multitude of postcard perfect villages, which are often surrounded by fortress walls and famous for winding cobble-stoned streets… so it is absolutely GORGEOUS and very reminiscent of southern Italy, but a lot cleaner and with MUCH less dogshit… despite the odd spotted dalmatian running around…

Not only that, but the weather is SO perfect that hotels will often give a 50% discount if it rains during your stay during the summer months. And although this was fantastic since the whole Adriatic Sea was as calm as a lake and as flat as a mirror, unfortunately for sailing it su’cked bigtime as we really didn’t have any winds and ended up motoring everywhere. Continue reading

Hydrospeeding And Woolly Bully Pachyderms In Slovenia

19/7/06

Dober Dan to all you dudes, dudettes and other furry pachyderms…

Well, we are currently in Ljubljana the capital of Slovenia and this afternoon we just got back from an absolutely HUGE cave system called The Skocjan Caves, which are the most amazing caves that we have ever seen!!!

Man… these caves are friggin GI-NORMOUS since the main cavern is over 160m deep and is crisscrossed with bridges that look exactly like the caves where Gandalf fought the big fire demon Balroc in Lord Of The Rings…

It was actually SO cool down there, that we TOTALLY had to resist yelling “You shall not pass!!!” at all the other Italian tourists in our group…

But unfortunately whilst we were scrambling in the bowels of the earth, I discovered a DARK secret that Avril has been harbouring for all the years that I have known her…!!! Continue reading

Czech Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself At The Nuke Festival In Austria

16/7/06


Dobry Den to all you Rock Chicks, Bohemian Ravers and Arty Farty Slavs

Well we are currently in a car driving from Vienna in Austria to Lake Bled in Slovenia and yesterday we TOTALLY ROCKED our socks off to THE PIXIES at the 2 day Nuke festival in St Polten just outside of Vienna!!!

HOLY CRAP Man… even despite lead singer Frank Black having bigger man boobs than Robert Smith from The Cure, he TOTALLY ROCKED harder than… er… um… a hard rock…???

In fact, the whole 2 day festival was AWESOME!!! The Pixies belted out an hour and a half of their classic stuff non-stop, which caused our friend Allan to TOTALLY blow his load until his “monkey was gone to heaven”… Continue reading