How To Freeze Your Gonads Between Tectonic Plates In Iceland

18/5/06

Bless and Guðen Täg to all you Huffin Puffins and Björking Ice Queens…

Well, we are currently chilling in the youth hostel in Reykjavik, Iceland and just like Corey Hart says… “I Wear My Sunglasses At Night, so I can… so I can… check out the sunset that’s right before my eyes…”

…even though it is actually 11pm at NIGHT!!! Man… the Earth definitely turns slower up here!!!

Anyhows, we’ve just gotten back from an absolutely relaxing evening soaking in a massive geothermal steam pool called the Blue Lagoon, which is in the middle of a huge barren black lava field an hour outside of Reykjavik… and all I can say, is that I REALLY needed the soak since I felt quite dirty and viola’ted after being felt up by a h’orny old man yesterday!!! Continue reading

Cedavril,com: Now Blessed By The Pope In Italy

9/5/06

Bon giorno and ciao to all you Romans, Christians and other furry monsters

Well, I’m currently sitting in a laundromat in Venice waiting for my clothes to dry and since this is our last day in Italy I reckon this is a good enough time to update our travel blog.

After our last car debacle in Sicily and the crappy time that we were having due to the weather, we were really keen to see our luck change.

However, stoopid us… when we got to Rome, we completely forgot that it was the May Day weekend and the only accommodation available was at a campsite one hour away… AND it was still bloody well RAINING!!!

Well that really SUCKED!!!!! Especially since the place we were staying was filthy and had windows that couldn’t shut because the wood on the frames was completely rotted which of course meant that the whole room was filled with mosquitoes. Continue reading