8/3/04

Sau S’dei all you funky monkeys and secret squirrels…

Well, we are currently sitting in an internet cafe on the Tonle Sap river in Phnom Pehn in Cambodia, and we are well and truly shaggedd!!!!!! Well at least I am… Avril is sitting next to me and is being chatted up by some monks who have been surfing the net!!!!

We have just gotten in from a 6 hour very painful horror boat ride from Siem Reap in the North of Cambodia which SUCKED the big one and was about as much fun as plucking out anal hairs!!!… which by the way isn’t really any fun unless you pluck them to use as dental floss to impress your mates…!!!

…anyways… HOLY COW… this was one of the MOST DANGEROUS and suckful rides we have ever been on!!!

Basically, we were on a bullet boat, which is really just a cigar shaped boat with a very big jet engine. It’s normally supposed to only seat 90 people but somehow they managed to squeeze over 130 people on it which really sucked since most people had to sit on the roof and the boat almost rolled over twice…!!!

We were pretty shit scared since we were crammed into the middle of the boat almost below the waterline and the seats were so tight that we had to sit in them in fetal position… and not only that, but there was only one exit out of the boat which was rusted shut and the boat was leaking, so if we capsized we would have been more dead than a very dead thing which is actually quite dead!!! Continue reading →